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Florida entrepreneur, Fabio Russo, believes he has a cure for world hunger. In the News has this exclusive with the intrepid businessman.

“Well, you probably all heard about the furore after that man bit the head off a parrot,” says Russo. “Well, that gave me an idea.”

Apparently Russo intends to breed thousands of parrots which will be sent as food to the Third World.

“Parrots are quite tasty you know,” says Russo. “I often nibble on a few while watching television.”

“That bloke may have taken offence to being called a ‘pretty boy’ but if you are starving in some desolate African country then you wont mind what your food calls you before you eat it,” says Russo.

At this moment Russo has not been able to attract any investors but remains confident the venture will take off.