Gherkin Street

By Red Dinger:

I don’t know if you saw it but a killer whale named Kasatka at the SeaWorld Adventure Park in San Diego attacked her trainer. The trainer, Ken Peters was doing that stunt where he rides on the nose of the whale who then flips him up into the air. Instead, Kasatka grabbed Ken by the foot and dived to the bottom of the 11m deep tank. She brought him up for a breath and then dove again, this time for a minute.

He’s the thing – apparently Ken got free by “calming the whale by rubbing and stroking her back.”

Finally, undisputable evidence that kindess to animals is the answer!

Its been so obvious for years now that all this cruelty to marine life is the reason behind them attacking us. All we really needed to do was give them a good hug.

I propose that the first thing we do is get a bunch of caring people with soothing voices to go down to the ocean to cajole our brothers and sisters - starting with the sharks and sting rays. What a privelege. I think we should draw up a list of the most deserving people to take the honour.

PETA for example.

Doesn’t have to be animal lovers. I can think of quite a few people who deserve to cuddle a shark.

That parking cop is a definite candidate.

Posted by: Blogmaster

Red, are you sure you don’t want to talk about this parking ticket thing?