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Giraffe falls on top of a zoo keeper and dies
By Spondulicus:
News from Sweden today, a giraffe has fallen on a zoo keeper who was attempting to anaesthetise the animal for a scheduled health test. The giraffe died in the fall and the zoo keeper, Lennart Sunden, was injured, requiring seven stitches.
"I categorically deny that we used "medication" supplied by Anna Nicole Smith to anaesthetise the giraffe," a defiant Mr. Sunden claimed.
"It was however the last time we attempt a health test while skiing."