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Husband Takes "Half the House" .... Literally
By Spondulicus:
In news just in, a 43-YEAR-OLD German man has decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.
Police are bemused by the incident.
"Its just a good thing the quarreling pair didn't have any children", said a police spokesman. "Especially since he took half the dog with him."