Gherkin Street

From the age of 6 when, against all odds, he found his family’s lost dog (he found it tied-up in the back yard where he left it), Peter knew he was destined to be a Private Detective.

Peter left school at 15 and set-up his own detective agency and has been investigating crimes and curious situations ever since.

In 1997 Peter caught the attention of a high-profiled, wealthy and well connected benefactor and ever since Peter has been allowed unfettered access to almost every notable individual on the planet. It is out of a sense of duty that his reports on investigations are provided for us.

Don’t think that he has forgotten his roots though, he still regularly investigates everyday mysteries where people need his help. You wont find Peter in the phone book though – he will just know when to turn up to investigate and you probably wont even know he is there.

He could be standing behind you right now.

A courageous (albeit pompous) writer with an "edge".

This is what Milton has to say about himself:

Although it should be painfully evident in my style of comedy, I was born and more importantly bred in England. This has proven to be both a blessing and a curse for while those with a modicum of intelligence can identify with my work, a great deal many more of my so-called readers accuse me of being elitist and pompous, etc. For those of you in that latter group (chances are you haven't been able to read this far) all I can recommend is that you get an education (mine was at Cambridge). If that fails (as it is likely to do) or you lack the means (as you probably do) might I suggest a simpler solution? Its called a dictionary. I haven't go the time to explain what that is right now so trust me and just go to the nearest Newsagency (where you buy your Lotto tickets, near the TAB no doubt) and ask them for a dick-shone-hairy. Chances are they'll figure it out.

This is what Milton has to say about his fellow writers:

All I stoop to say about my fellow writers is that at least I have the courage to use my own name.

Just another satirist ...

This is what Red has to say about himself:

To be honest, I just love to write and to laugh. Its even better when one happens as a consequence of the other and vice versa. I hope you like my articles even if at times they push boundaries (and Id just like to take this opportunity to congratulate Australia's Finest for their excellent work, sorry about the "incident").

This is what Red has to say about his fellow writers:

Although I have many failings, one of my major ones is that I have known Milton Montgomery for a few years now and foolishly let him talk me into showing my work next to his. I apologise in advance for my colleague.

A sporadic contributor, Spondulicus likes to take the piss out of everyday news.

This is what Spondulicus has to say about himself:

I just like to take the piss out of everyday news ...

This is what Spondulicus has to say about his fellow writers:

I don't really know them. Red seems all right but Milton is a wanker.