Categories: Writers, Who is Milton Montgomery?, Who is Red Dinger, Who is Spondulicus
Who is Milton Montgomery?
April 9th, 2006A courageous (albeit pompous) writer with an "edge".
This is what Milton has to say about himself:
Although it should be painfully evident in my style of comedy, I was born and more importantly bred in England. This has proven to be both a blessing and a curse for while those with a modicum of intelligence can identify with my work, a great deal many more of my so-called readers accuse me of being elitist and pompous, etc. For those of you in that latter group (chances are you haven't been able to read this far) all I can recommend is that you get an education (mine was at Cambridge). If that fails (as it is likely to do) or you lack the means (as you probably do) might I suggest a simpler solution? Its called a dictionary. I haven't go the time to explain what that is right now so trust me and just go to the nearest Newsagency (where you buy your Lotto tickets, near the TAB no doubt) and ask them for a dick-shone-hairy. Chances are they'll figure it out.
This is what Milton has to say about his fellow writers:
All I stoop to say about my fellow writers is that at least I have the courage to use my own name.
Who is Red Dinger?
April 9th, 2006Just another satirist ...
This is what Red has to say about himself:
To be honest, I just love to write and to laugh. Its even better when one happens as a consequence of the other and vice versa. I hope you like my articles even if at times they push boundaries (and Id just like to take this opportunity to congratulate Australia's Finest for their excellent work, sorry about the "incident").
This is what Red has to say about his fellow writers:
Although I have many failings, one of my major ones is that I have known Milton Montgomery for a few years now and foolishly let him talk me into showing my work next to his. I apologise in advance for my colleague.
Who is Spondulicus?
April 9th, 2006A sporadic contributor, Spondulicus likes to take the piss out of everyday news.
This is what Spondulicus has to say about himself:
I just like to take the piss out of everyday news ...
This is what Spondulicus has to say about his fellow writers:
I don't really know them. Red seems all right but Milton is a wanker.