Gherkin Street

A courageous (albeit pompous) writer with an "edge".

This is what Milton has to say about himself:

Although it should be painfully evident in my style of comedy, I was born and more importantly bred in England. This has proven to be both a blessing and a curse for while those with a modicum of intelligence can identify with my work, a great deal many more of my so-called readers accuse me of being elitist and pompous, etc. For those of you in that latter group (chances are you haven't been able to read this far) all I can recommend is that you get an education (mine was at Cambridge). If that fails (as it is likely to do) or you lack the means (as you probably do) might I suggest a simpler solution? Its called a dictionary. I haven't go the time to explain what that is right now so trust me and just go to the nearest Newsagency (where you buy your Lotto tickets, near the TAB no doubt) and ask them for a dick-shone-hairy. Chances are they'll figure it out.

This is what Milton has to say about his fellow writers:

All I stoop to say about my fellow writers is that at least I have the courage to use my own name.